Tuesday, September 9, 2008

40 Life Lessons

  1. God is faithful.
  2. We are most likely to hurt the ones we love most.
  3. Every child is different.
  4. A job worth doing is worth doing well.
  5. If you throw it out, you'll need it.
  6. Comfortable trumps cute.
  7. Children get sick only after 5 p.m. and on weekends.
  8. You can survive anything for ten weeks.
  9. The best things in life are free.
  10. Use Dramamine sparingly.
  11. Take small bites.
  12. Do the next thing.
  13. True love waits.
  14. It's worth the wait.
  15. Money can't make you happy.
  16. A sister grows up to be a best friend.
  17. Elastic stretches.
  18. Nobody's perfect.
  19. Anything tastes good if it's deep fried.
  20. Sometimes we think too much.
  21. Worry accomplishes nothing.
  22. Think before you speak.
  23. Always put the car in park.
  24. Tell the truth.
  25. Try it; you might like it.
  26. Happy Hour at Sonic is 2-4 every day.
  27. You will feel better in the morning.
  28. My parents knew what they were talking about.
  29. Live below your means.
  30. Kids will grow up and leave home.
  31. Love is forever.
  32. A true friend loves you anyway.
  33. Cherish every moment.
  34. Name brands mean nothing.
  35. Kisses make everything better.
  36. Family is more important.
  37. Don't order fish cooked in a bag.
  38. Family vacations have an expiration date.
  39. Excedrin contains caffeine.
  40. God is good all the time.

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